Practical Robots: A Beer Drinkers Heaven

Some people were just born into robotics, and then some people were born to drink beer, and now there there is a happy medium,… mmmm… Beer Robots. :P These beer robots add a whole new dimension to practical robotics. Just think, many devices people make today require a lot of our personal time to use and maintain, but a real robot is able to help you save time and make you life that much easier. Now with beer robots, you can perfectly enjoy that ice cold beer while having a good time as well. No more having to get up out of your chair and missing the greatest moment of the sports game just to grab that one can of beer. I mean geez, what kind of world is this? Well do not worry anymore, because now people have developed the robots we have long been waiting for, introducing the Beer Robots!

The robot waitress server, Now you never have to get up again because this robot is ready to serve you, the beer drinking master. I do admit the waitress may need some redesign to look a bit more feminine, but it’ll do for now.

Now for the critical very last drop at the bottom of the glass, it’ll even shake it for you! How could you ask for anything better. Well, now that you mention it, it could be really neat if the robot set it on a conveyor belt after and sent it away right to your seat. But then again that is what the robot waitress server is for ;)

I especially like how this beer pouring robot pulls off the bottle cap! it uses a nail off the wall of the garage to conveniently pull the cap off. Then it conveniently disposes of the excess bottles.

The Asahi Beer Pouring Robot may be a slightly more affordable robot for your beer drinking needs. Although not nearly as fascinating as the big beer pouring robots, the Asahi Beer Pouring Robot is compact and even works as a refrigerator to cool your beer before pouring you an ice cold beverage. The Asahi Beer Pouring Robot is even a production model designed for consumer use! Or consuming use, but either way I think you will be left completely satisfied.

Ahh, it always makes you feel good inside watching other people getting hurt after doing stupid things. Especially after dressing up in beer can boxes and claiming to be a beer robot. Don’t you agree?

Enjoy :D

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